-if you throw a party for yourself, odds are you probably won't enjoy yourself to extent that you hope to. if you throw a birthday party for someone else, it will be a really great time. if you go to a party alone, odds are, you will be uncomfortable.
-the cafeteria needs to have to-go cups more often.
-give yourself 10-15 minutes to get to class if you live on campus. give yourself an hour if you live ten miles away. damn.
-people will still hold mistakes you made against you even though you were ultra-drunk at the time they were made.
-people will threaten to call the RA on you for one incident.
-your annoying roomate will accuse you of stealing the food that YOU bought for them. what.
-your freshman/sophomore roomate experience will probably be the best you'll ever have.
-your roomate will keep their bread and peanut butter locked in a duffle bag at the foot of their bed.
-do yourself a favor and live off campus in your upperclassmen years, by golly.
